Scuse me for being unpatriotic here but I really hope Andy Murray wins Wimbledon this year. There I’ve said it. Scottish or not. Be good for the game. Good for the British game.

Oh and he’s wearing retro-Fred as well. In fact there’s a lot of the retro stuff going on at the moment. Nice plain Lacostes and Fila all over the show. I’d even wear those pumps Federer’s sporting. Well maybe not but…

What I do know that as young lads we were all well into our tennis in those days. We'd play down the courts all summer, we'd always done that but all of a sudden a whole load of us starting dressing like tennis players - when we went to the football. Or playing football down Regent’s Park and all that trackie tops for goalposts nonsense.

Ade’s having a party. Ade’s always having a party. His birthday, Kay’s birthday, his sister’s birthday, the Rapper’s Delight party and tonight the Thriller party.

Has almost as many parties as John Sidebotham had when we were kids. It was the fourth “John Sidebotham birthday party” in two months when my mum said: “Didn’t I give you two pound the other week to get him a present” as the two pound passed from her hand to mine – and later - to the fella at the off licence for the Party Seven can.

As the Great pretender & burster of Sri Lankan rent boys once sang…”Di di dum dum dum….another one bites the dust.”

This time, its Michael Jackson taking the shine off the Bionic Man’s ex at the remarkably young age of 50. Twatter has crashed with nonentities spewing forth 130 gramatically incorrect characters no one will ever read on the subject & by the time you read this, the internet will have melted. Were I of such a pre disposition, I’d be trying to pass off Chris Morris’ famous “Paedogeddon” statement as my own.

This time, Finton and Migs discuss MP's expenses whilst Ives nods off, waking only to offer insight into what he would have claimed in their position. We debate whether or not Ives should invest a few quid in getting Sky telly back, with both Finton and Migs offering to pay for it, if opnly to give him something to talk about on the Podcast.